Book Excerpt

Cops should profile criminals. Just as the government should profile al-Qaida members and sympathizers. Criminal profiling takes shitbirds off the streets, at least until their lying, conscienceless attorneys get them back out awaiting yet another trial for these uneducated, unemployable societal misfits. Don’t tell me about the crappy job profilers did with the Serial Snipers. Most of what you heard came from so called experts, which appeared on TV like locusts and knew about as much. Never in my life have I listened to so many obvious frauds being presented as legitimate police sources. Let me tell you -- network news producers -- most of them knew as much about police investigations as I know about producing a newscast. I was screaming at the television as fake after fake had news anchors or field reporters nodding like morons. I was incredulous about their lack of in-depth knowledge. Many were obvious as soon as they opened their mouths. It is also surprising to me how some will use the word profiling when talking about a killer or rapist, but it becomes racial profiling when the subject turns to drugs or other criminal acts.

When we got back in the cruiser with Oscar Wiley looking half asleep, the older Trooper shouted, "God bless," as he raised up off the seat and stepped back onto the parking lot. "The son of a bitch pissed on my seat," he said. I flipped on the inside overhead light and could see the entire seat was covered with a wet substance. I then looked into the back of the cruiser at Wiley. Between his legs, a few last trickles of urine were clearly visible. And his zipper was still down. Somehow, in the darkness, that shitbird had gotten the hand cuffs around to the front, pulled out his penis, raised himself over the seat, and sent forth an arch of bodily fluid, right where his nemesis would be sitting. I was ever so glad I was not the one watching the cruiser from the bar’s front porch. Later that night, needless to say, Oscar learned why Troopers carried mining cable in their patrol vehicles.